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genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate)

2 weeks ago // 362,911 notes

kingofbastille:

kingofbastille:

my twin brother is trying to convince me to have our 16th birthday dinner tomorrow night at Buffalo Wild Wings

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the spare

2 weeks ago // 66,415 notes

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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2 weeks ago // 212,869 notes

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

2 weeks ago // 372,104 notes

yball:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

3 weeks ago // 344,084 notes

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

3 weeks ago // 119,592 notes

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pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

3 weeks ago // 286,940 notes

icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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3 weeks ago // 236,633 notes